There's this super cute chick named rage that I know who's got an ass that's nicer than a Kardashian's and a heart that could swallow oceans. I love her with all of my heart and wish to spend my days gazing into her beautiful eyes. She's my world and that's all that matters to me. She's the girl you impress your parents with, she's the girl all your friends ask "what's a girl like that doing with a guy like you?", and she's the girl that takes my baby batter in her face like a god damn champ.